You THINK? Only a vole wouldn’t be concerned. http://goo.gl/bBd4KE #MaterialGirl #BadParenting

Analysts say the law will make #newyork a safe haven. http://goo.gl/qz6yq9 #TextingWhileWalking

Visiting occupied stalls costs more; tip patrons when exiting! http://goo.gl/iT7v5L @LondonLooTours

He was afraid of sex in the dark? #ThomasEdison lightbulb looks like a #condom. https://goo.gl/hFWLT0

Have you ever laughed at a dead baby joke? We couldn’t at this.  http://goo.gl/QaH5kz  #SickButTrue

An #Uber driver wouldn’t be so forgiving, nor Robert De Niro. #BangBang http://goo.gl/SosIQO #TaxiDriver

“Syrupy is Cuban for “frak you!” http://goo.gl/4Ar4e3 #FidelRants #TellUsWhatYouReallyThink #Cuba

#NoStringsAttached, we hope #Amazon “Thunderbirds A Go” goes nowhere. http://goo.gl/j7Fq4j #MarionetteMayhem