Before the video appeared, The Donald thought #Reddit was a sound frogs make. http://goo.gl/DOogU1 #Trump2016

#SonyPictures is suing, saying scientists stole idea from a #JamesBond film.  http://goo.gl/sMYp5N #DNAimaging

What a movie audition! #FastAndFurious producers signed the men in jail hours later. http://goo.gl/2lkuos

#Snapdeal legal delaying strategy works! Student gets free obsolete #iphone. http://goo.gl/GFBg8w

New #Facebook commerce shop sure beats #Amazon. We’re getting a rocket launcher for 4th of July! http://goo.gl/D0HOXY #armsdealer

Scientists lack common sense, #Tinder users find. http://goo.gl/lbmuNK #OccamsRazer #ShootTheMessenger

Photo Credit: Gage Skidmore

You THINK? Only a vole wouldn’t be concerned. http://goo.gl/bBd4KE #MaterialGirl #BadParenting

Analysts say the law will make #newyork a safe haven. http://goo.gl/qz6yq9 #TextingWhileWalking

Visiting occupied stalls costs more; tip patrons when exiting! http://goo.gl/iT7v5L @LondonLooTours

He was afraid of sex in the dark? #ThomasEdison lightbulb looks like a #condom. https://goo.gl/hFWLT0

Have you ever laughed at a dead baby joke? We couldn’t at this.  http://goo.gl/QaH5kz  #SickButTrue

An #Uber driver wouldn’t be so forgiving, nor Robert De Niro. #BangBang http://goo.gl/SosIQO #TaxiDriver

“Syrupy is Cuban for “frak you!” http://goo.gl/4Ar4e3 #FidelRants #TellUsWhatYouReallyThink #Cuba

#NoStringsAttached, we hope #Amazon “Thunderbirds A Go” goes nowhere. http://goo.gl/j7Fq4j #MarionetteMayhem